A Salty Muddy afternoon for moms

Do
Nothing
Day.

One afternoon. No kids, no carpool, no "mom, mom, MOM." Just you, a pool, good food, cold drinks, and a handful of other moms who get it. The only rule is you have a good time.

Saturday, Sept 20 Orange County, location coming soon $175 per person
Reserve my spot Only 15 spots
Today's to-do list
  • Laundry
  • Pack the lunches
  • Answer "mom" for the 47th time
  • Be needed by literally everyone
  • Nothing.

What this actually is

Not a wellness retreat. Not a workshop. Not one more thing to plan.

We built Salty Muddy on the idea that mothers deserve to come back to themselves. This is that, in its simplest form, a pool, some food, some drinks, and a room full of women who don't need anything from you for a few hours.

01

Poolside, all afternoon

Loungers, shade, and a pool you're actually allowed to get in without supervising anyone.

02

Food & drinks, taken care of

Something good to eat, something cold to drink, refilled without you asking.

03

One requirement

Have a good time. That's it. That's the whole ask.

Date

Sept 20

Saturday afternoon
Location

Orange County

Exact address sent to confirmed guests soon
Cost

$175

Per person, food & drinks included
Spots

15 only

Kept small on purpose

Reserve your spot

You don't need permission. But here's one anyway.

Fifteen spots, one afternoon, zero responsibilities. Tell us you're in and we'll follow up with payment and the location as soon as it's locked in.

I'm in, count me in
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